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stuck in the hospital was posted 10/28/2011 09:10 pm by Stephen ln Ca
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hello cancer is the s****. I have not stopped going to the bathroom since I been here. you'd think with all these great medical minds, they'd figure out how many creon equals how many ounces of crap.

I didn't know that creon came in so many different dosages. It's amazing that they can put a man on the moon, a tiny man in tne toilet bowl (tidy bowl man), and they can't figure out how to get me to stop running.

To my fellow warriors, word of warning. Don't use the toilet paper. Ask for the wet flushable ones. They feel so much better.

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